things that guy should NOT do on the first date

gentlemen, im offering you help. OH, what's that? thank you? Quinnie youre the best? why.... YOU'RE WELCOME! and uh if you want to date me you should follow these rules. HAHAHA

• Don't be late. all the girls are going to agree with me here
• talking about yourself is a huge turn off. if shes asking you lots of questions, remember to ask her some too, women love to talk
• Don't be touchy please, i mean it's the first date! gross
• please and DON'T talk while chewing! i dont want your food on my face.
  
• TRIM the nose hair! i know em' asian guys have long hairy nostrils

• and uh have a plan! i personally love it when a guy has it all plan out, shows that you actually put effort into it. not like this.

guy: hey, what do you want to do?
girl: what do you feel like?
guy: uh i dont know what do u feel like?
girl: pasta?
guy: what kinda of pasta?
and it goes on forever like this.

• please do not talk about your money. i hate it when guys try to flash their money around. if you have money. the girl will know. trust.

• and try not to look at her breast or booty too much.
• last but not least most girls would like it for you to pay on the first date

good luck to all of my future bfs! hahahah jk
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and if you're lucky and the girl likes you, ------ You get to.... um... u get the point.